Welcome to SF Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!

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Join us every 2nd or 3rd weekday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too.

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Our monthly meeting are FREE, casual and everyone is welcome. Hope to see you very soon!!!

Sorry, there are no upcoming meetings. Please check back for updates.

 

SQL Joke of the month

Nobody knows what a DBA does, but every company needs to hire one, because no one can afford to hire two.

 

At the premier of the first ever database movie "The Relational Chainsaw Massacre", the crowd is waiting for the stars to arrive:
The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people

Interviewer: Who have you brought along?
Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me and the other to justify the cost.

A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people

Interviewer: Who have you bought along?
DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialist and 36 consultants.

Another limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own

Interviewer: Why haven't you brought anyone?
SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring this URL for sqlteam when the s#@t hits the fan.

Eventbrite - San Fernando Valley SQL Server User Group Event - May 2016