Welcome to the San Fernando Valley SQL Server User Group aka SQL Malibu!

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Join us every 3rd Wednesday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too. Our monthly meeting are FREE, casual and EVERYONE is welcome. We are WALK-IN friendly. Hope to see you very soon!!!

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SQL Joke of the month

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st


(source: https://sqlwithmanoj.com/2011/01/10/sql-jokes/)

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