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Join us every 2nd or 3rd weekday of every month between 6:30 pm and 9:00PM, where we network and discuss SQL Server topics. We will have swag giveaways at the end of the each presentation too.

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Our monthly meeting are FREE, casual and everyone is welcome. Hope to see you very soon!!!

Next Meeting: Wed, Jul 10 2013

Malibu SQL Server UG: NoSQL for the SQL Server Pro

Language: English
Event Type: In-Person
Online Meeting URL: None
RSVPURL: http://sqlmalibu1307.eventbrite.com/

 Come and join us at SQL Malibu for another great featured presentation. Refreshments will be provided free of charge! This month we have a couple of exciting prize draws and announcements around SQL Server space.

Agenda

06:30 pm - 07:00 pm Networking / Snacks
07:00 pm - 08:30 pm Welcome note and Presentation
08:30 pm - 09:00 pm Prize Draw and Networking 

RSVP http://sqlmalibu1307.eventbrite.com/ 

When

iCal
UTC : Thu, Jul 11 2013 01:30 - 04:00
Event Time : Wed, Jul 10 2013 18:30 - 21:00 Pacific Daylight Time
Your Local Time: Thu, Jul 11 2013 01:30 - 04:00

Where

6200 Canoga Ave.
Woodland Hills, California

Direction: None

Featured Presentation

NoSQL for the SQL Server Pro

Speaker: Lynn Langit, BigData Architect Lynn Langit Consulting

Summary: Are you confused (and concerned) by all the talk about noSQL solutions? Are you uncertain as to whether a noSQL solution is right for your project? If using noSQL, do you know which 'flavor' to use, i.e. Graph, Key-Volume, Column or other some type? Join me to understand the noSQL landscape. Presentation includes info about cloud-based storage from all of the big vendors, i.e. Amazon, Google, Microsoft. The talk also includes info about Hadoop and other open source databases, such as MongoDB.

About Lynn: Lynn Langit is a specialist in database technologies (SQL and NoSQL, both on-premise and cloud-based). She lives in Southern California. Lynn's published three books on SQL Server Business Intelligence and has created a set of courseware to introduce children to programming at www.TeachingKidsProgramming.org. Read her blog at www.LynnLangit.com. Lynn has been recognized by Microsoft, Google and by 10Gen for technical community contributions. Microsoft awarded her the MVP for SQL Server. Google awarded her the Google Developer Expert award (https://developers.google.com/experts/members/) and 10Gen added her to the list of MongoDB Masters (http://www.mongodb.org/display/DOCS/MongoDB+Masters).

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SQL Joke of the month

Nobody knows what a DBA does, but every company needs to hire one, because no one can afford to hire two.

 

At the premier of the first ever database movie "The Relational Chainsaw Massacre", the crowd is waiting for the stars to arrive:
The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people

Interviewer: Who have you brought along?
Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me and the other to justify the cost.

A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people

Interviewer: Who have you bought along?
DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialist and 36 consultants.

Another limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own

Interviewer: Why haven't you brought anyone?
SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring this URL for sqlteam when the s#@t hits the fan.

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